Newsweek has a story probing into the number of vehicles owned by each of the presidential candidates. It turns out the McCain’s own 13 vehicles while the Obamas own one. The Obamas, elitists that they are, drive a Ford Escape Hybrid.

The McCains own a Cadillac CTS, a Volkswaen, a Honda, a Ford Pickup, a Jeep, a Lincoln, a GMC SUV, a vintage 1960 Willys Jeep and, “three 2000 NEV Gem electric vehicles, which are bubble-shaped cars popular in retirement communities.”

Shouldn’t he just retire and be happy?